knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
wheres your essay?
Since it is now, officially, the holiday season, the Salvation Army buckets are gonna be going out soon and reminder that they are extremely anti-LGBT*PQIA+ so the red buckets and bell-ringing Santas can go fuck themselves.
hold on please don’t be rude to the bell ringers, they’re volunteers and they might not even know about this. be polite to them like you would any other stranger, just don’t give them money
fun fact: I typo’d video games today as “video dames” and then was saddened that this is not the common term for girl gamers
sounds like something I want embroidered on the back of a leather jacket
I suddenly want to start a gang.
more emotional than the notebook
"What is a popular film?" from this french interview
actual lame-joke-teller MadsHe looks so proud of himself
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
the process of reading
Nicki is having none of your cisnormative bullshit. (x)
well damn lol
NICKI MINAJ SLAYING ALL OF YOUR WHITE FEMINIST FAVES IN TWO SECONDS