unvivid: it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
Whenever I go shopping
lilmzfob: Who are we kidding I feel this way at work.
sodamnrelatable: My reaction when I was 7 My reaction now
thatpunnyguy: peachsticks: from bad guy to EXTRA SUPER BAD GUY WHOAAAAAA REMOVE GLASSES AND EVERYTHING BECOMES SRS BSNS GOTTA SLICK BACK THE HAIR TOO #BAD2THEBONE HE’S LIKE REVERSE SUPERMAN
wayward-saints: vizier: I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
shinethelight-x: iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please...
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius: drkarayua: silent-renegade: I strongly believe that man would actually start crying Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day. and only one fuck was given that day
easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked *cough* now its your turn *cough* taking off my glove flap A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you… a full glove.
babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
hannibalscannibals: chanelaforets: can shia labeouf do a guest spot on hannibal I didn’t know I wanted this until I wanted it
imaginarycircus: rabioheab: my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out Best wishes on your exorcism.