Anal eyes analyze anal lies
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
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my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
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wheres your essay?
Since it is now, officially, the holiday season, the Salvation Army buckets are gonna be going out soon and reminder that they are extremely anti-LGBT*PQIA+ so the red buckets and bell-ringing Santas can go fuck themselves.
hold on please don’t be rude to the bell ringers, they’re volunteers and they might not even know about this. be polite to them like you would any other stranger, just don’t give them money
fun fact: I typo’d video games today as “video dames” and then was saddened that this is not the common term for girl gamers
sounds like something I want embroidered on the back of a leather jacket
I suddenly want to start a gang.