How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!
Perfect gay bacon post is perfect.
I am actually gonna use this with my heterosexuals, yes I have more than one
Slightly traumatized but also hungry
This is the best post I’ve seen in a while :)
Just noticed the bacon descriptions for twink and bear sound like something Superbears would say.
"Thin and Crispy!"
"Super Thick Cut!"
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
seriously, aren’t they cute
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
We will be remembered.
Is it just me or has JK Rowling gotten better looking with age…
#i think it’s literally because she has gotten happier #with every passing year she has settled into a reality #where she can follow her dreams #where she has influence#where she can write what she loves #she had depression and was poor and i’m sure she must’ve lost hope in the world #but like in roald dahl’s story #when you think good thoughts #you are beautiful #and her thoughts became more beautiful with time #so no#it’s not just you #jk rowling HAS gotten better looking with time #and now i made myself emotional (via badwolflupin)
then there’s “ye”
and then there’s„, “yeeeeee”
When people ask me what Saints Row is.
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
I LOVE COURTNEY’S HAIR OH MY GOD
long distance relationships when they finally meet.