this girl was looking at her selfies in class today
there is a man who always shows up at the mall near me and he wears really weird clothes and has a light up belt buckle and stuff and i found a facebook page for him with almost 3000 likes
boy moans are so nice
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
NO TIME TO WASTE.