penguinize:

this girl was looking at her selfies in class today

penguinize:

this girl was looking at her selfies in class today

msjewbooty:

there is a man who always shows up at the mall near me and he wears really weird clothes and has a light up belt buckle and stuff and i found a facebook page for him with almost 3000 likes

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bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

aimmyarrowshigh:

peggingwithstyles:

WHY DID NO ONE SAY “ASK”??????

kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

osamah:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

you know what stinks?

skunks xDDDD

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annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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tyleroakley:

NO TIME TO WASTE.

tyleroakley:

NO TIME TO WASTE.

lolzpicx:

Mattress Jousting

lolzpicx:

Mattress Jousting