Looks Like Someone Might Be Rolling

eyeslikecominghome:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

pizza:

me finding posts that mention pizza

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

oomshi:

britney spears a fish to feed her family

squidwurd:

im on the highway to hell

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things

purifyin-g:

so true

irritate:

irritate:

irritate:

irritate:

cinderellas slippers were actually made out of squirrel fur and not glass

so she HAD THAT APPLE BOTTOM DRESS DRESS SLIPPERS WITH THE FURRRRR wit da fURRRRRR THE WHOLE BALL WAS LOOKIN AT HERRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

THE SLIPPER HIT THE flOOOO it hit thE FLOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

next thing ya knOW CINDERELLA WENT HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE

jasmine-blu:

omfg

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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

situpsandfruitcups:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

lulz-time:

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I DON’T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS.

penguinize:

this girl was looking at her selfies in class today