ohmygod i just sent this to my math teacher instead of my final my life is over oh god why
I just got an email back from my teacher
And I scrolled down and
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
THEY REUNITED??.?, FOR HER BIRTHDAY???.„?.??…
Lmao yes I legit care about this!!
THIS IS SO IMPORTANTYAAASS Chelsea and Raven!!
Take note: Different forms of intimacy.
I don’t understand why people think they need to have sex right away when they could spend so much time doing things like this.
this is genius
genius because after they can shower together…
smart man right there.
This is beautiful.
Been while since I reblogged this.
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Shame you needed it
I get the feeling that Loki would get along swimmingly with Fred and George Weasley
he’s nick fury’s cousin and nobody can convince me otherwise
Nick Fury’s cousin, Cobra Bubbles (who probably works for SHIELD also) went to Hawaii to help a struggling family and then an alien comes along.
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
Anything to knock junior-high students down a peg or two.