well you could do it right now…. you’re welcome
The lovely Mr. Alucard420 asked for a picture of my legs lol.
I just really wanna show off my shoes though.
At Forever 21.
THEY WERE ON SALE AND THEN DURING THE SALE THEY HAD ANOTHER SALE, SO ANYTHING MARKED DOWN IN RED AS THE SALE PRICE WAS 50% OFF SO I GOT THESE BABIES FOR $5!!!
HOW DOES ONE TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR LEGS WITHOUT CONTORTING INTO A BALL OF PAIN.
And my legs look yellow because my room light is yellowish and my walls are an ugly beige color so I just look funny.
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
omfg so I was in starbucks today waiting in line to get a goddamn frappuccino and I saw this girl on tumblr and long story short she went on her blog and I got her url. so I used her url as my name and when they called my “name” I swear she jumped out of her fucking underwear. and she was like looking around and I thought she started twitching and I just walked the fuck out laughing
im not a morning person
im not an afternoon person
im not a person
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)
but I want to seize all the butts